Subject	why were you still holding on to your coffee?
Posted by	Playboy on May 13, 2005 at 12:23 AM
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In Reply To	I am sure that my TT almost got stolen today but posted by SpeedyZX on May 12, 2005 at 09:54 PM
Message	Z > coffee || value. You should've just observed enough to know he was trying to jack your car, thrown the coffee at his face, THEN kicked him, and then proceeded to whoop his ass. Ah well, glad it's still in your hands. My adverseries crumble when we rumble, it's a catastrophe I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy..
Follow Ups	I am sure that my TT almost got stolen today but - SpeedyZX 21:54:00 05/12/05 ah after you kicked him in the torso - JConcepTTZion 21:58:10 05/12/05 Close call! - Mickleson(OH) 21:58:14 05/12/05 check hospitals for coffee burn victims? :) - Initial Z 21:59:18 05/12/05 Wow...dude Speedy you have some bad luck - ZXRider(SoCal) 22:00:34 05/12/05 Wow, that's crazy... makes you wonder if he'd cased your - whitepearlz 22:01:56 05/12/05 right there with you. parking is for the garage only! (n/m) - schuss 01:04:59 05/13/05 a properly executed roundhouse kick would have sent >> - stockplayerz (NYC) 22:03:20 05/12/05 I coulda if I was adept at it, but I might have hit my car - SpeedyZX 22:05:08 05/12/05 or fallen on your ass - Rickytl (MA) 22:08:47 05/12/05 LOL. I guess, at least I can have a sense of humor. (n/m) - SpeedyZX 22:10:36 05/12/05 or a nice drop kick to the bottom of the jaw.. - TonyD(90Z32TT) 22:10:51 05/12/05 Too much wasted energy and potential to telegraph. A simple - Z-Jay (Edmonton, AB) 10:33:10 05/13/05 i would have to disagree =) not much power in front >> - stockplayerz (NYC) 10:54:54 05/13/05 Ah, that would probably make you a Tae-Kwon Do student, am I - Z-Jay (Edmonton, AB) 11:58:37 05/13/05 bingo =) very observant! (n/m) - stockplayerz (NYC) 14:15:11 05/13/05 I hate to think what I would do in that situation! (n/m) - PIRANHA 22:15:15 05/12/05 You let him off too easily - U ZCREAM 22:18:07 05/12/05 2nd. Most Starbucks... - Blu Z 22:25:05 05/12/05 Yeah - Mickleson(OH) 22:27:39 05/12/05 That just pisses me off. (n/m) - Blu Z 22:28:56 05/12/05 Well also the next day we go to the shop we all work on - Mickleson(OH) 22:32:48 05/12/05 If you have the color and model of civic... - BooZTT (Hawaii) 22:18:29 05/12/05 I was parked in a further part of the parking lot to - SpeedyZX 22:25:06 05/12/05 *sigh* God Bless Texas! (n/m) - Blu Z 22:26:03 05/12/05 Florida too, recently passed. Amen, if anyone were to - rufflez 22:31:49 05/12/05 Put their head on a stick in the yard to warn the others. (n/m) - Blu Z 22:36:02 05/12/05 that will smell just a little with the heat here........ (n/m) - Initial Z 22:43:06 05/12/05 then that will make people not want to get close (n/m) - JConcepTTZion 23:03:47 05/12/05 i could go on with this but i wont :) (n/m) - Initial Z 23:26:58 05/12/05 agreed, he's a dead duck unless he stole the POS civic too. - rufflez 22:29:57 05/12/05 File a police report with your partial plate number as - doug8867 22:23:39 05/12/05 An eye for an eye - trueyungasian 22:32:25 05/12/05 Yes beccuase only young people commit crimes (n/m) - CrazyGreek 02:46:58 05/13/05 That logic will likely get you sued by the criminal... - dpjax 09:26:32 05/13/05 That's definitely how I looked at it. There were 3 others - SpeedyZX 10:56:27 05/13/05 Which starbucks was this by the way? (n/m) - trueyungasian 22:34:16 05/12/05 Serramonte near the Cingular store. (n/m) - SpeedyZX 22:38:41 05/12/05 Be careful - trueyungasian 22:40:53 05/12/05 Email Sent SpeedyZX (n/m) - Iced Z 22:44:07 05/12/05 glad to hear your baby's alright. lucky that you came back - greenbeast 22:46:59 05/12/05 shouldve stabbed him multiple times with a ball point pen (n/m) - SaipanZ(MP) 22:47:39 05/12/05 Glad you saved the car-hit him before yelling next time. - sfarrah 23:00:52 05/12/05 you should have sent him to the hospital. (n/m) - Spee 23:05:43 05/12/05 ROFLMAO! what you did to him is hilarious - maxboost83(WA) 23:47:53 05/12/05 You left your window open? (n/m) - zboost 23:53:35 05/12/05 why were you still holding on to your coffee? - Playboy 00:23:51 05/13/05 should have chased him. u would have got him for sure. - enthuZist 00:24:48 05/13/05 Too bad you didn't catch him... - AztecTT (Azure Motoring) 00:55:15 05/13/05 damn....I would have loved to be in that situation - Rage 00:59:30 05/13/05 Your name says it all :) (n/m) - ChrisZNA (Sacto, CA) 02:11:32 05/13/05 Cafe Americano would have had him out cold... good save (n/m) - vorpalZ 01:03:35 05/13/05 damn! funny story only because the ending was happy (n/m) - schuss 01:05:02 05/13/05 You think they made a key using your VIN ? - PLEAZURE in CA (SD) 01:57:44 05/13/05 clearly u didn't hit him hard enough. :( - spotz 02:41:29 05/13/05 Did your transponder NOT page you at all? - CHUNG (Dallas) 02:42:13 05/13/05 btw, Thanks to Greg (Dallas) a lot for the free key lock - CHUNG (Dallas) 02:55:29 05/13/05 Well, the alarm did not even go off yet. He was just - SpeedyZX 10:00:38 05/13/05 doh.... I mis-interpreted....again. haha... (n/m) - CHUNG (Dallas) 11:06:03 05/13/05 ohhh man.... - CrazyGreek 02:56:11 05/13/05 should of kick him harder. great job though. (n/m) - Twin Turbine Z32 05:05:21 05/13/05 you stopped at one kick? I would have..... - TARGETZ 07:26:23 05/13/05 Does not seem too good a year for you - Twin TurboZ 08:09:06 05/13/05 Y need to move down here to So. Cal! (n/m) - Mike (La Canada) 09:16:53 05/13/05 I dunno. All of the stolen cars end up being in Richmond. - SpeedyZX 10:02:35 05/13/05 get a .45 and bust a cap in him next time =D - NA300zx (OH) 10:48:54 05/13/05 The only funny thing said on your story is, - Spongerider :) 11:42:11 05/13/05 Maybe I shoulda beat him down some more so he'd - SpeedyZX 12:55:09 05/13/05 Good save Joe. Fortunately, he wasn't armed. Did you - Dave N 13:00:48 05/13/05 Nope. I haven't gone to the police. They don't have - SpeedyZX 13:22:06 05/13/05 I was thinking about the same thing about the police, but - Dave N 13:37:51 05/13/05 2nd that. - TT XTZ 13:54:46 05/13/05 "I'm not a cop in real life, I just portray one on tt.net"=) (n/m) - Dave N 15:06:05 05/13/05 Your coffee-flinging story is now my second-favorite - TT XTZ 13:53:11 05/13/05 ahhh my key theroy continues. (n/m) - josh 16:38:41 05/13/05
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